Monday, October 23, 2006

Waking up to bad country music by rock stars


Please shoot me now. Let's get it over. Walking around with "I Dream of Jeannie" in my head is bad enough. Now I wake up to "Picture" being sung by Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow.

And Pope. Where is that coming from?

What messages from the universe am I picking up on now?

Saturday, October 21, 2006

I never would have found my courage without you, Dorothy.




LION:
In another hour, I'll be King of the Forest.

ALL:
Long Live the King!

ALL:
If....I were King of the Forest, Not Queen, not Duke, not Prince
My regal robes of the forest
Would be satin, and not cotton, and not chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
With a woof and a woof, and a royal growl.
As I'd click my heel
All the trees would kneel
And the mountains bow
And the bulls kowtow
And the sparrow would take wing
'F -- I...'f -- I...were King!

Each rabbit would show respect to me.
The chipmunks genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash
I would show compash
For every underling.
'F -- I...'f -- I --- were King Just King!

ALL:
Each rabbit would show respect to him
The chipmunks genuflect to him
And his wife would be Queen of the May.

LION:
I'd be monarch of all I survey
Monarch of all I survey
Mah -- hah -- hah -- hah -- hah -- hah -- hah -- hah -- hah -- ha-narch! Of all I survey!

DOROTHY:
Your Majesty, if you were king You wouldn't be afraid of anything?

LION:
Not nobody, not nohow!

TIN MAN:
Not even a rhinoceros?

LION:
Imposserous!

DOROTHY:
How about a hippopotamus?

LION:
Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottomamus!

DOROTHY:
Supposin' you met an elephant?

LION:
I'd wrap him up in cellophant!

SCARECROW:
What if it were a brontosaurus?

LION:
I'd show him who was King of the Fores'!

ALL:
How?

LION:
How?
Courage!
What makes a King out of a slave?
Courage!
What makes the flag on the mast to wave?
Courage!
What makes the elephant charge his tusk In the misty mist, or the dusky dusk?
What makes the muskrat guard his musk?
Courage!
What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?
Courage!
What makes the dawn come up like thunder?
Courage!
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the "ape" in apricot?
What have they got that I ain't got?

ALL:
Courage!

LION:
You can say that again! Hah. Huh!?

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Not in Korea for Chusok


Is she really going out with him? by Joe Jackson
Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake

I don't know where I am, but I don't think I'm in Korea
anymore.

Who can stop the madness?

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Step Up

The Tide is High - Blondie
Unconditional Love - Donna Summer

Many people live in an emotional jail without even realizing it. - Virginia Satir

Many people passively wait for others to orchestrate their behavior, their feelings or their attitudes. Instead, step forward with your own script in hand. Risk listening to your inner voice. And risk taking action based on that voice from within.

Donald Trump says it. Joey on Friends says it. STEP UP.